Hey KeyBank....

Hey KeyBank, why don't you stop offering promotions where you give away money:

http://www.key.com/html/LP-BILLPAY.html?sqkl=index_mc05003billpaynano1_imglink

Then, maybe you won't feel obligated to charge me a fee every time I want to use my money, like paying for something at a POS using "Debit" instead of "Credit"....

Don't even get me started on using my debit card at another bank's ATM, and you still feel like you need to charge me for that privilege, despite the fact that the other bank is already charging me $1.50 - $2.50 for the withdrawal.

Bastards.